My sister-in-law, “seeeeeeestor” as I call her, has an affinity for ugly things.
She used to have a pet lizard named Merson. (rhymes with person).
And then she wanted a naked cat named “Nevus,” (after she read my dermatology report that referred to a mole as it’s clinical name, “Nevus.”)
And now she and her lovely husband (who is not ugly) have a Chinese Crested (it’s a dog). Named Nevus.
Here’s a picture of him.
So when I was at the aquarium the other day, I saw an animal that made me think of my lovely seestor. I call him… turkey bird.
He is beautifully ugly. And she would love him.